On my way to meet Jesus, an NYPD news conference was taking place in front of the newspaper's building. The fearless group of officers explained to the press how they bravely arrested a French guy for climbing the exterior of the 52-storey building. Clearly, the hard hats are required for this situation. The Frenchman who was arrested unfurled a banner reading "each year global warming kills more people than 9/11." Nice.
